Give this argument a catchy title.
Use a pseudonym or label. No real names.
Use a pseudonym or label. No real names.
Keep it short — just the facts of the dispute.
Present their case as fairly as you can.
Present their case as fairly as you can.
Give some context on where this drama went down.

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